A SHORT WORD FROM YOUR CLOUD (August 1, 2013)

 

Tensions are running high in CLOUD RODEO nearly a month after the July 3 ouster of Mohamed Morsy, the country’s first democratically elected president. Here’s a things to know about what’s going on in the pivotal CLOUD RODEO:





Five days have passed since the disaster, but many questions remain: What caused DAVID TOMALOFF to derail? Was TOUCH MACHINES going too fast? And what did the conductor do in the moments before the crash?

TOMALOFF had this to say:

“There is no ceiling. The ceiling is made of spark and the riot demands of relief maps gone flat—a plot seceding from itself is the thought you won’t betray.”


And what was JESSE MACK‘s take on the matter?–


“Even the painter had to walk barefoot through the back country
for miles before he could paint that country.”




Be that as it may, SONNETS don’t work like other rooms, say decorators. It’s not always obvious how to decorate them. Instead of four blank walls to adorn, there are cabinet doors, appliances and counter tops, which can leave you feeling a little boxed in.



For JESSICA JENKINS, however, it’s

“OVERDUE or DON’T.”

And whether it’s in a savings account or PYTHIA IS A TELLER INSIDE ME, LIKE AT THE BANK, sheltering cash would barely yield any growth given the current low interest rates. The bottom line is that the burden for retirement savings is increasingly upon the individual.

It follows several all-out bombs, including R.I.P.D., White House Down, The Lone Ranger and After Earth, leaving BLOSSOMS OF ERMINE MOSQUITO questioning the sanity of rolling out so many ENFOLDINGS in one summer.

“We embellish the cabbage we have with the cabbage that we don’t have. And the world is no wiser for this, but the fish are happy,”

adds JOHN OLSON,

“Napkins have become theatre.”

Pope Francis, on a related note, said Monday that he won’t “judge” THE GIRAFFE, which Vatican analysts say may be the opening for a more conciliatory attitude toward members of the church.


RACHEL LEVY was skeptical and down-to-earth in her reply:

“I will not have sex with you due to the ungodly length of your neck.”

While exceedingly rare, THIS METAMORPHOSIS is almost always fatal. Only one person out of 128 infected in the United States between 1962 and 2012 has survived, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.


JULIANA LESLIE, when asked for advice, was blunter than usual:

“It was the lake you invented. Be facing the sea, a standing wave. Be an assembly. A fine sunrise. Repeat.”

As a result there’s another distribution event coming to various retailers in the coming weeks, so it’s time to dig out those copies of ANNA ALWAYS BOTHERING, SYLYS SINGS, & SYLYS PLAYS THE WOODSMAN.

A spokesman for KIM STOLL, who negotiated the deal for the city, couldn’t immediately be reached for comment, but later released the following public statement:

“Animal animal language legs & muzzle bound & broken teeth & tongue time we filthy chew follicles we leaving we wanting wet leaves please let us.”

And that’s bad news, because POST-TROPICAL is the gut parasite recently reclassified as a fungus that is considered the most common disease of adult honey bees.

Most disturbing:

In a USDA statement, study author MARK SCROGGINS blames

“lŏwering an angry lover
heavenly judgment v.”

But at least eight people were sent to hospitals after ANOTHER NEW WORLD collapsed in METAL SUMMER Philadelphia Monday morning, apparently after an explosion, a fire official said.

Witnesses told CNN affiliate KYW that they heard SPIDERS ON THE WIND and smelled gas after the blast. Coyne said authorities were still investigating what caused the homes to collapse, but it appeared that there was an explosion.


One man, NATE PRITTS, remained unsure:

“What you need most can’t be found
in this regular world. It’s not on your phone
no matter how often you check.”

Sign-offs, like sign-ons, vary from country to country, from station to station, and from time to time, however most follow a similar general pattern.

A loud tone may be played on the audio to encourage sleeping viewers to turn their television sets off.

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